No, no it's not. Who ever told you that Global Warming is a lie is a fucking idiot. And maybe it's not that person's fault. Maybe they were born that stupid, or they are in so much denial, that they won't believe in the facts that are right in front of their face. When it comes down to it, people just don't want to believe that climate change is happening. Why, you ask? Well, there are people who would rather tell their followers that climate change is not happening because it might affect their own motivations *cough* making money. So, I'm here to educate you on the Left-Wing-Shenanigans-to-Take-Down-Multi-Million-Dollar-Conglomerates-that-Rather-Ruin-the-World-than-Just-Stop-Dumping-Chemicals-in-the-God-Damn-Lake. I thought the easiest way to show all you non-believers about Global Warming is a conversation. I will be playing the commie Socialist that wants to shove my liberal agenda down your throat. I will be playing the Conservative Republican with views that contradict science. Scene 1: Commie Socialist: Jeez, California is getting pretty hot. I feel like every year it gets hotter and hotter. I guess it's because of Global Warming. Republican: Global Warming, Shlobal Barming. You just want to stop me from working and making money. Commie Socialist: No, but if your business is hurting the environment, I think you should stop. Republican: “The climate is changing, whether men are doing it or not.” - Jeb Bush Commie Socialist: Well that's not true. Scientists believe that climate change started during or after the Industrial Revolution around 1800-1870. Humans started to use coal which sped up the emission of greenhouse gases. Greenhouse gases are the little douche-bag gases that kill us and the environment, such as carbon dioxide and methane. Republican: “We are not going to destroy our economy, make America a harder place to create jobs, in order to pursue a policy that will do nothing, nothing to change our climate, to change our weather.” - Marco Rubio Liberal Media: God, I'm happy you didn't win your primary. So, yes, we need to shut down companies letting our environment go to shit. We will also be needing people to build environmentally friendly technology. We can easily move the coal miners over to an eco-friendly business. Republican: Show me some facts. I will believe Climate Change when i see the facts. Communist: You've got to fucking kidding me. The facts! In 2006, the American Association of the Advancement of Science confirmed that the "scientific evidence is clear" that global climate is happening because of "human activities" and "it is a growing threat to society." Republican: Yeah, but- A Fucking Scientist: Don't fucking interrupt me. The U.S. Global Change Research Program (a government agency) reported that climate change of "the past 50 years is due primarily to human-induced increases in heat-trapping gases. Human 'fingerprints' also have been identified in many other aspects of the climate system, including changes in ocean heat content, precipitation, atmospheric moisture, and Arctic sea ice." Republican: But this is just words and- The Smartest Guy in the Room: Well in this simple to understand graph, one can CLEARLY see that global warming is happening and we are the cause of it! Republican: But anyone can make graphs and- Wow this Guy is Really Smart: This is from NASA... Republican: Well NASA is paid to say- Eco Friends: Okay enough. I have given you facts and even a graph just in case you can't read or comprehend words. Science backs up global warming and maybe that isn't enough for your party. We will just have to agree to disagree EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE GENIUSES THAT SUPPORT AND HAVE EVIDENCE on the subject. We just believe in different things. for more info on global warming: http://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/
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The illusive Great Pacific Garbage Patch... Known by many names: Trash Island, Sweet Sea Debris and Pacific Trash Vortex. The last one is the one to focus on. The DOUCHE-BAG trash is pulled in by a Mother Earth's NATURAL currents: these currents are called the North Pacific Gyre. All this trash comes from the shores of Asia, taking at most one year, and North America, taking at most 6-8 years, to the lovely Sea Debris Patch. This island has existed since 1985 and you probably are just now learning about this terrifying, sea life destroying, shit pile of man made idiocy. As any person with the tiniest common sense would know that this can kill and has started to effect sea life that is around its expanded mass. The GPGP reaches around twice the size of Texas but it is almost invisible in the naked eye. Why you ask? Great fucking question! The marine debris that GPGP consists of is low density plastics and industry chemical run off. The actual cause is actually so gosh dang easy to fix. This problem has an easy solution to make sure that the island doesn't grow any further. It is human destruction that is killing the world. It is up to us to reverse what our parents did. Trash. TRASH! Trash will not be the end of our world. It can't be... So, PICK THAT SH*T UP. map image from: https://marinedebris.noaa.gov/ |
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