No, no it's not. Who ever told you that Global Warming is a lie is a fucking idiot. And maybe it's not that person's fault. Maybe they were born that stupid, or they are in so much denial, that they won't believe in the facts that are right in front of their face. When it comes down to it, people just don't want to believe that climate change is happening. Why, you ask? Well, there are people who would rather tell their followers that climate change is not happening because it might affect their own motivations *cough* making money. So, I'm here to educate you on the Left-Wing-Shenanigans-to-Take-Down-Multi-Million-Dollar-Conglomerates-that-Rather-Ruin-the-World-than-Just-Stop-Dumping-Chemicals-in-the-God-Damn-Lake. I thought the easiest way to show all you non-believers about Global Warming is a conversation. I will be playing the commie Socialist that wants to shove my liberal agenda down your throat. I will be playing the Conservative Republican with views that contradict science. Scene 1: Commie Socialist: Jeez, California is getting pretty hot. I feel like every year it gets hotter and hotter. I guess it's because of Global Warming. Republican: Global Warming, Shlobal Barming. You just want to stop me from working and making money. Commie Socialist: No, but if your business is hurting the environment, I think you should stop. Republican: “The climate is changing, whether men are doing it or not.” - Jeb Bush Commie Socialist: Well that's not true. Scientists believe that climate change started during or after the Industrial Revolution around 1800-1870. Humans started to use coal which sped up the emission of greenhouse gases. Greenhouse gases are the little douche-bag gases that kill us and the environment, such as carbon dioxide and methane. Republican: “We are not going to destroy our economy, make America a harder place to create jobs, in order to pursue a policy that will do nothing, nothing to change our climate, to change our weather.” - Marco Rubio Liberal Media: God, I'm happy you didn't win your primary. So, yes, we need to shut down companies letting our environment go to shit. We will also be needing people to build environmentally friendly technology. We can easily move the coal miners over to an eco-friendly business. Republican: Show me some facts. I will believe Climate Change when i see the facts. Communist: You've got to fucking kidding me. The facts! In 2006, the American Association of the Advancement of Science confirmed that the "scientific evidence is clear" that global climate is happening because of "human activities" and "it is a growing threat to society." Republican: Yeah, but- A Fucking Scientist: Don't fucking interrupt me. The U.S. Global Change Research Program (a government agency) reported that climate change of "the past 50 years is due primarily to human-induced increases in heat-trapping gases. Human 'fingerprints' also have been identified in many other aspects of the climate system, including changes in ocean heat content, precipitation, atmospheric moisture, and Arctic sea ice." Republican: But this is just words and- The Smartest Guy in the Room: Well in this simple to understand graph, one can CLEARLY see that global warming is happening and we are the cause of it! Republican: But anyone can make graphs and- Wow this Guy is Really Smart: This is from NASA... Republican: Well NASA is paid to say- Eco Friends: Okay enough. I have given you facts and even a graph just in case you can't read or comprehend words. Science backs up global warming and maybe that isn't enough for your party. We will just have to agree to disagree EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE GENIUSES THAT SUPPORT AND HAVE EVIDENCE on the subject. We just believe in different things. for more info on global warming: http://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/
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Global warming is definitely happening and too many facts are available to deny that it is our doing. As co-president of an organization that strives to push the fashion industry to adopt eco-friendly practices, this post definitely shines a light on the inevitable truth that we started global warming, so it's on us to slow it down.
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It is unacceptable when there is so much undeniable evidence to disregard global warming as a mere political issue or a false proposal. We MUST take action to prioritize the planet first, regardless of politics. Humans: man up and take responsibility for the ever growing problem and take steps to eradicate it.
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Robby Bruza
8/26/2016 11:38:05 am
I am among those that at one time (when I was like 14) fell into the trap that global warming was potentially happening, but most likely not human induced. Science is certainly right on this one. My most vivid memory of climate change in my youth is the South Park episode "ManBearPig".
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